Does the style of your penmanship change constantly?
Do you like to exorcise?
Did you vote Republican?
Has an obscure word like "manumit," "dilettante" or "fabulous" suddenly and unintentionally popped into your vocabulary within the past five years?
Have you ever taken or had the urge to take a college class entitled "quantum physics?"
Is the toilet paper in your bathroom made of bible pages?
Does your dog have hooves?
When the electricity goes out, are you the only one carrying black emergency candles?
Country music (especially Garth Brooks) doesn't seem so bad.
That damn sunburn just won't seem to go away.
On Christmas you go around knocking on doors and asking for candy.
When you get drunk, the room doesn't spin, your head does.
Whenever someone uses the Lords name in vain you get all
'tingly'
The only channels you get on your TV is Telemundo and Fox News.
You can start the barbecue pit with your finger.
You have a poster of Ann Coulter on your wall.
If you answered "yes" to at least 2 of these, chances are you are possessed by a demon.
By Clint
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